Those In Glass Houses Sink Ships

thetardisisatprivetdrive:

The Doctor found your blog!

Hello- yes- sorry! Didn’t mean to surprise you, just a bit of a non-routine routine… checkarooni. Oh… no, not checkarooni. What in the blazes is a checkarooni? Really, Doctor.

But no! Truly, there’s nothing to worry about. Just a bit of a —follow-up, yes, a follow-up, after that whole situation with the Wi-Fi. If you’re wondering, you are A-OK. I think, just one more quick—…… ah, yes. No residual, soul-sucking hotspots here. Relax, and- and… keep on scrolling.

Oh, and if you happen to see a fish on your monitors… don’t be alarmed. He’s microchip-encapsulated, called Barnaby. I had him on the TARDIS monitors and then he just went swimming off into the Wi-Fi. If you see him, just, you know, shoo him in the general direction of my when-and-where.

(Okay, so less of a follow-up-with-the-Wi-Fi, more of a I’ve-lost-my-bio-fibre-optic-fish… but I digress!)

tinnyhouse: i shit you fucking not i got weepinzard first try...

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:54:28 -0400

tinnyhouse:

i shit you fucking not i got weepinzard first try and now i can’t stop laughing at his dumb face and his dumb name

spc-sweetheart: chemicaldarkshine: hardestcopy: bijou1986: A...

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:58:58 -0400

spc-sweetheart:

chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

BEST MOM

I’m crYING

lolz

artmonia: Moki.

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:57:30 -0400

artmonia:

Moki.

Photo

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:57:19 -0400

He’s like fire and ice and rage. He’s like the night, and...

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:56:54 -0400

He’s like fire and ice and rage. He’s like the night, and the storm in the heart of the sun. He’s ancient and forever. He burns at the center of time and he can see the turn of the universe. And…he’s wonderful.

insanelygaming: Escape Your World Prints available...

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:55:47 -0400

insanelygaming:

Escape Your World

Prints available on Society6

Created by Budi Satria Kwan

dragonjammydodger: i’m going to hell for laughing PFFFT. WHY...

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:55:35 -0400

dragonjammydodger:

i’m going to hell for laughing

PFFFT.

WHY DID I LAUGH AT THIS

This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:54:52 -0400

castielofasgard:

wireandink: thug life aint eazy

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:52:30 -0400

wireandink:

thug life aint eazy

potential-and-difference: prop-215: dazegetbrighter: what if rocks are actually soft but just...

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:51:22 -0400

potential-and-difference:

prop-215:

dazegetbrighter:

what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?

How stoned are you right now?

Was that a fucking pun?

Photo

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:22:00 -0400

fuoco-go: gendertier: gendertier: gendertier: i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S...

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:21:46 -0400

fuoco-go:

gendertier:

gendertier:

gendertier:

i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE

WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND????

????????

okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg

Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse.

Your adventure is beginning, my friend.

wickedtheory: The Avengers as Clone Troopers by jonbolerjack

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:14:47 -0400

wickedtheory:

The Avengers as Clone Troopers by jonbolerjack

officialbioware:

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:18:26 -0400

officialbioware: